“My poor breasts.”
“Did you say “whore” or “horrible”?”
“I said poor.”
Hahahahahaha
“Italians are urged to forgo pasta for a day in price-rise protest,” says BBC news.
“Global warming and the growing use of durum wheat as a biofuel are blamed for the steep rise in pasta prices.” “WHAT?! Are you shitting me?”
“Are you in Italy? Will you be protesting against the rise in pasta prices today?”
“What the fuck..... What the fuck....”
(Smells self). “I need to do my laundry.”
“Cake or death?”
“Yeah, I loved that time the other day when you and Mike and I were hanging out, and you and I agreed that we liked hanging out with boys better than girls because girls talk about who they’ve slept with and boys talk about shitting in the Turkish toilet.”
“Who the fuck is this Carly woman, they’ll say.” “She’s brilliant”, I’ll respond.
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